What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How are max different from medical and minimum security prisons?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Can you tell me a depressing story?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

When Chinese people see my pets, will they think of it as their food?

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why does my vagina smell sort of fishy/musty days after sex when my boyfriend ejaculates in me? There isn’t any itching or burning when urinating, so I don't think I have BV. It just doesn't smell like me.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

Does the pro-choice movement realise that all the money used to subside abortions can be used to subsidize daycare and other financial support for single mothers with unplanned pregnancies?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

Do foreign workers face discrimination in Canada?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”